So let me get this straight: the UK just signed something called an “Economic Prosperity Deal” with the U.S., which sounds like a Netflix drama about trade envoys falling in love during a G7 summit.
Spoiler alert: it’s not romantic. It’s ransom. Economic hostage-taking, dressed up in diplomacy. Picture this: America walks into the room with a smug smile and a 10% tariff gun on the table.
The UK’s already sweating through its tailored Savile Row suit. “Nice economy you’ve got there,” says the U.S., polishing its MAGA mug. “Be a shame if something… happened to it.” And boom—out comes this "prosperity" deal. It’s called prosperity, but only for one side. The other side gets to smile awkwardly at a press conference and pretend like it didn’t just agree to terms last seen in a hostage video.